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I'm Abby. Abigail if you wish. 20. Nebraska, USA. I'm a Husker, Music lover, Biochemistry major, Aunt, Directioner, Forever wishing I could be a Disney Princess ;)


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abi-with-an-i:

the two most wonderful types of boys. 

1. Well dressed

2. Not dressed

carryonmy-assbutt:

fricklesfrackles-letsfrickackles:

domina-domina-omnimalum:

thebabbagepatch:

hereghostyghosty:

jordaamn:

johnstridur:

adriofthedead:

thesunmaid:

parents making sex jokes

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grandparents making sex jokes

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nine-year-olds making sex jokes

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nine-year-olds

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NINE

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NEIN

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Welcome to tumblr where we go from parents making sex jokes to sassy Hitler in 0.6 seconds

i just had a flashback

narruld:

ED SHEERAN WROTE THE END CREDITS SONG FOR THE FAULT IN OUR STARS

I REPEAT ED SHEERAN WROTE THE END CREDITS SONG FOR THE FAULT IN OUR STARS

Harry Potter books - first and last lines

inspiration [x]

phrux:

I’d name him sausage

yall-mothafuckas-need-misha:

ourlovelyloki-rp-and-ask:

miss-out-of-my-way:

yesiamthehumantardis:

hoping-it-meant-more:

lunalove25:

heroceaneye:

I am weirdly attracted to older guys.

And by older guys I mean 50+

I mean.

WHAT (50+)

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THE (200+)

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HELL (300+)

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?????

OLD IS BETTER LET’S JUST ALL ACCEPT IT AND CONTINUE OUR FLAILING

Everything gets finer with age

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900+ (just saying)

*Reblogs again shamelessly*

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1000+ (and a little shitty just for good measure)

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Older than the Earth itself

1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

earthdad:

i hate when ppl are actually really prepared for a test. Like, who do u think you are? Someone who actually has their life together? that is not acceptable

withmoore:

lexlifts:

alyssaaraee:

i didn’t know alpacas were so majestic

it is my goal to have one of these in my backyard when i am older 

boing boing

withmoore:

lexlifts:

alyssaaraee:

i didn’t know alpacas were so majestic

it is my goal to have one of these in my backyard when i am older 

boing boing

theweeklongdate:

Whenever I feel sad, I just look at this gif and then I don’t feel so sad anymore

larriams:

"Live life for the moment because everything else is uncertain!" 
- Louis Tomlinson (inspired by)